| Q.
What do you call a dating site for bobcats and lynxes?
A. A social petwork.
Did
you hear about the new bobcat dating service? It's called:
Trying to Meat You!
Q.
Where are a bobcat's vocal chords located?
A. In the larynx.
Q.
What did the bartender ask the short-tailed lynx that strutted
up to the bar?
A. What'll it be, Bub? |
Q.
What kind of wild feline makes a great advertising copy
writer?
A. Blurb cat.
Q.
What so you call the evolutionary step between the lion
and the manx cat?
A. The missing lynx
Q.
What do you call a lynx wearing socks?
A. Bobby.
Q.
What do you call a North American wild cat with bony toes?
A. Phalanx. |
Q.
What is the most disgusting meat product sold at the butcher
shop?
A. Lynx sausage.
Q.
What do you call a sick lynx that's foaming at the mouth?
A. Bubble cat.
Q.
What do you call a formation of felines policing the forest?
A. A phalanx.
Q.
Which Chritmas carol lyrics about animal cruelty do lynxes
hate?
A. Bells on bobtails ring. |
