Duck Jokes, Ducked Up Puns, Butt Quack LOLs 2

Duck Jokes, Quacker Puns, Just Ducky Humor
(Because Butt Quack Jokes and Web Feat Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You're Out of Duck Tape!)

Q. What do you get when a duck squats?
A. Butt-quack.

Q. Which kind of duck can fix just about anything?
A. Duck Tape!

Q. What do you call a clever duck?
A. A wise quacker.

Q. How does a duck get back on his way if he gets a flat tire?
A. He uses a quacker jack.

Q. Where do duck farts come from?
A. A butt quack.

Q. What is it called when a duck farts in your kid's wading pool?
A. Water fowl.

Q. How do you make a duck sing soul music?
A. Toss him in the clothes dryer until his Bill Withers.

Q. Why do Mallaards like to drop by major league baseball parks?
A. 'Cause there's duck-out there .

Q. What do you get when migratory loons drop in for a dip in your hot tub?
A. Duck soup.

Q. Why couldn't anybody see the ducks flying over the UFO?
A. 'Cause they were in da skies!

Q. When do ducks always wake up every morning?
A. At the quack of down.

Q. What was the learned Mallard doing at Harvard?
A. Working on his duck-toral thesis.

Q. Where should you take an injured Mallard with a broken wing?
A. To the duck-tor.

Q. How do little ducklings get into great shape for their first flight?
A. With morning worm-ups.

Q. Why was a pet duck arguing with the plastic surgeon?
A. Because he wanted to have his bill reduced.

Q. What is it called when a group of ducklings is enjoying a game of Hide 'n Go Seek in the park?
A. Fowl play.

Q. Why did the park police arrest da coy duck at dusk?
A. He was a notarious safe quacker.

Q. What does a migrating Sandhill Crane say when a Mallard is tailing him?
A. What the duck?

Q. What do you get if you cross an autocrat with a loon?
A. A duck-tater.

Q. Why was the duck a viral social media sensation?
A. Due to his web feats!

Q. What should you do if a flock of Mallards suddenly drops in, right out of the blue?
A. Duck and cover!

Q. Why was the bratty tween-age duckling grounded?
A. He told his dad to just Duck Off.

Q. What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A. They quack up!

Q. Which teal always wins at every game of chance he tries?
A. The lucky ducky

Q. What does Odo call Mr. Worf's pet duck aboard DS9?
A. Quark.

Q. What happens at a wild duck party?
A. They really get down!

Q. Why did the ducks miss the pink flamingo's wedding?
A. They were feeling under the feather.

Q. Which Painful water fowl Puns do ducks like best
A. The Daffy ones.

Q. What did the duck do after he read all these ducking Painful Puns?
A. He quacked up!

Q. What did the parrot say to the duck?
A. Polly wants a quacker.

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