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Q. What do you call a snake that only eats dessert? A. A Pie-Thon!

What do you call a snake that only eats dessert

Q. How do you measure a snake? A. In inches. Snakes don't have feet!

How do you measure a snake

Q. Why couldn't the snake have more babies? A. Because she had a hiss-terectomy!

Why couldn't the snake have more babies

Q. What do snakes do after they fight? A. They hiss and make up!

What do snakes do after they fight

Q. When's the wrong time to reason with a snake? A. when it's throwing a hissy fit!

When's the wrong time to reason with a snake

Q. What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A. A 20-foot long strip light that can squeeze you to death!

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python

Q. What did the snake give to his wife? A. A goodnight hiss!

What did the snake give to his wife

Q. Why did a snake laugh so hard that it cried? A. Because it thought our l-asp joke was hiss-terical!

Why did a snake laugh so hard that it cried

Q. Did you hear about the snake's love letter? A. He sealed it with a hissQ

Did you hear about the snake's love letter

Did you hear about the man who crossed the snake mafia? He was given the hiss of death!

Did you hear about the man who crossed the snake mafia

Q. What do you get if you cross two snakes using a magic spell? A. Addercadabra and abradacobra!

What do you get if you cross two snakes using a magic spell

Q. What is a snake's favorite school subject? A. Math. It's an adder!

What is a snake's favorite school subject