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q. What do you give to a baby mongoose? A. A rattle-snake!

What do you give to a baby mongoose

Q. What do you call a snake that tells jokes? A. Monty Python!

What do you call a snake that tells jokes

Q. How do you revive a snake that looks dead? A. Mouse-to-moth resuscitation!

How do you revive a snake that looks dead

Q. What do you call a snake without clothes? A. Snaked!

What do you call a snake without clothes

Q. What do you get if you cross a snake and a tart? A. Pie-Thon!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a tart

Q. What kind of snake is very different? A. Monty Python!

What kind of snake is very different

Q. Which big river has lots of big nakes? A. The Hississippi!

Which big river has lots of big nakes

Q. Why did the snake cross the road? A. To get to the other sssssss-ide!

Why did the snake cross the road

Q. Why don't snakes have to weigh themselves? A. because they have their own scales!

Why don't snakes have to weigh themselves

Q. What's a snake's favorite subject in school? A. Hiss-Tory!

What's a snake's favorite subject in school

Q. What do snakes use to cut paper? A. Scisss-ors!

What do snakes use to cut paper

Q. What do you call taking a selfie with a rattlesnake? A. A big missss-take!

What do you call taking a selfie with a rattlesnake