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Q. Why did the turkey cross the road? A. It was the chcken's day off!

Why did the turkey cross the road

Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church? A. Because turkeys use fowl language!

Why can't you take a turkey to church

Q. What kind of key will never open a door? A. A turkey!

What kind of key will never open a door

Q. what do you call an evil turkey? a. Poultry-geist!

what do you call an evil turkey

Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? a. The outside!

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers

Q. What happened to the turkey who got in a fight? A. He got the stuffing knocked out of hin!

What happened to the turkey who got in a fight

Q. Why do turkeys always go gobble gobble? A. They never learned proper table manners!

Why do turkeys always go gobble gobble

Q. If you call a large turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one? A. Goblet!

If you call a large turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one

Q. What did the turkey say to the computer? A. Google Google Google!

What did the turkey say to the computer

Q. What did Ma turkey say to her naughty son? A. If your Pa could see you now,, he'd turn over in his gravy!

What did Ma turkey say to her naughty son

Q. Why would a turkey voluntarily sit on a tomahawk? a. To hatchet!

Why would a turkey voluntarily sit on a tomahawk

Q. What do you call a nosey turkey? A. Most likely to drown in a down pour!

What do you call a nosey turkey