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Q. What crime was the turkey perp suspected of? A. Fowl play!

What crime was the turkey perp suspected of

Q. What sound does a turkey's phone make? A. Wing! Wing!

What sound does a turkey's phone make

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road? A. To prove he wasn't chicken!

Why did the turkey cross the road

Q. What do you call a running turkey? A. Fast food!

What do you call a running turkey

Q. what did the turkey say to the guy who tried to shoot hin? A. Screw Thee, Pilgrim!

what did the turkey say to the guy who tried to shoot hin

Q. What sound does a space turkey make? A. Hubble Hubble Hubble!

What sound does a space turkey make

Q. What do you get if you cross a turkey and an evil spirit? A. A poultry-geist!

What do you get if you cross a turkey and an evil spirit

Q. What's the best way to stuff a turkey? A. Feed him lots of pizza and ice cream!

What's the best way to stuff a turkey

Q. What did a turkey say before being roasted? A. boy, I'm stuffed!

What did a turkey say before being roasted

Q Why did the thrify turtoise cross the road? A. To get to the re-shell store!

Q Why did the thrify turtoise cross the road

Q. What does a turtle need when riding a bike? A. A shellmet!

What does a turtle need when riding a bike

Q. What does a turtle do on its birthday? A. It shellabrates!

What does a turtle do on its birthday