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Turtle Pick-Up Line: Did anyone ever tell you you've got one shell of a body?

Turtle Pick-Up Line: Did anyone ever tell you you've got one shell of a body

Q. What happens when the kids want a tortoise? A. You shell out the bucks!

What happens when the kids want a tortoise

Q. What do you call a famous turtle? A. A shellebrity!

What do you call a famous turtle

Q. What do you call a turtle chef? A. A slow cooker!

What do you call a turtle chef

I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle. I had a shell of a time!

I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle

Q. What did the cow say to the turtle? A. Get a moo-ve on!

What did the cow say to the turtle

Q. What do you call a truck-load of tortoises that crash into a traib-load of terrapins? A. A turtle disaster!

What do you call a truck-load of tortoises that crash into a traib-load of terrapins

Q. Where do you send turtles that commit crimes? A. To Shell Block C!

Where do you send turtles that commit crimes

When my cool pet turtle escaped, I wASN'T UPSET, BUT I WAS SHELL-SHOCKED!

When my cool pet turtle escaped, I wASN'T UPSET, BUT I WAS SHELL-SHOCKED

Q. What do you get if you cross a turtle, giraffe, and a kangaroo? A. A turtleneck jumper!

What do you get if you cross a turtle, giraffe, and a kangaroo

Q. What do you call a turtle that flies? A. A shell-i-copter!

What do you call a turtle that flies

Q. What do you gt if you cross a turtle and a giraffe? A. A Turtleneck!

What do you gt if you cross a turtle and a giraffe