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Q. How much does a pirate pay for corn? A. A buck an ear!

How much does a pirate pay for corn

Q. What did the secret agent cow ask the other cow? A. Are you udder cover?

What did the secret agent cow ask the other cow

Q. How can you stop a bull from charging? A. Take away his credit card!

How can you stop a bull from charging

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken and a cow? A. Roost Beef!

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a cow

Q. What is a cow's favorite kind of cookie? A. Moolasses!

What is a cow's favorite kind of cookie

Q. What do you call a cow that's afraid of the dark? A. A coward!

What do you call a cow that's afraid of the dark

Q. Why can't cows become detectives? A. Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!

Why can't cows become detectives

Q. Is t easy to ilk a cow? A. It's a piece of steak!

Is t easy to ilk a cow

Q. What do you call an evil cow? A. De-moon-ic!

What do you call an evil cow

Q. What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? A. Ground beef!

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor

Q. Why did the cow jump over the moon? A. Because the farmer had cold hands!

Why did the cow jump over the moon

Q. How hard is it to milk a cow? A. It's easy as cow pie!

How hard is it to milk a cow