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Why aren't astronauts hungry after basting into space? Because the had a big launch!

Why aren't astronauts hungry after basting into space

Q. What do you call a cow with a nervous twitch? A. Beef jerky!

What do you call a cow with a nervous twitch

Q. What was the name of the cow knight? A. Sir Loin!

What was the name of the cow knight

Q. What do you call a cow without any front legs? A. Lean beef!

What do you call a cow without any front legs

Q. What happened to the lost cattle? A. Nobody's herd!

What happened to the lost cattle

Q. How did the cow get to Mars? A. It flew through udder space!

How did the cow get to Mars

Q. Where do cows get together? A. At the meet market!

Where do cows get together

Q. Why can't cows remember what they're told? A. It just goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why can't cows remember what they're told

Q. Where do thirsty cow astronauts stop to get a drink? A. The Milky Way!

Where do thirsty cow astronauts stop to get a drink

Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the Milky Way!

Why did the cow go to outer space

Q. Which part of math does a cow enjoy most? A. Mootiplication!

Which part of math does a cow enjoy most

Q What do you get if you cross a cow and an octopus? A. An animal that can milk itself and swim!

Q What do you get if you cross a cow and an octopus