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Q. What do you call a Doctor in the sewer? A. Doctor Poo!

What do you call a Doctor in the sewer

I quit my gym becuase one of the instructors shouted at me, "come on man, you've got to want it" Come on push. Youcan do it." I hate being disturbed whn I'm taking a dump!

I quit my gym becuase one of the instructors shouted at me, "come on man, you've got to want it" Come on push

The most grueling part of my workout is putting jeans on in the locker room while I'm still kind of wet from the shower!

The most grueling part of my workout is putting jeans on in the locker room while I'm still kind of wet from the shower

Turd Says: Happy Fart Day!

Turd Says: Happy Fart Day

Crappy Gnome Humor: My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!

Crappy Gnome Humor: My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in

Stinky Pun: Hey, did you fart? 'Cause you just BLEW me away!

Stinky Pun: Hey, did you fart

Q. What does a witch use to keep her hair up? A. Scare spray!

What does a witch use to keep her hair up

Q. What do ghosts use to wash their hair? A. Sham-boo!

What do ghosts use to wash their hair

Q. Why do horses fart when they buck? A. Because they can't acheive full horse power without gas!

Why do horses fart when they buck

Groaner Joke: I Used To Be A Tap Dancer, Until I Fell Into the Sink!

Groaner Joke: I Used To Be A Tap Dancer, Until I Fell Into the Sink

Q. Which companty perk do locksmiths care the least about? A. The key to the executife bathroom!

Which companty perk do locksmiths care the least about

Hulk Says: Yuck, I just stepped in a big pile of Monday!

Hulk Says: Yuck, I just stepped in a big pile of Monday