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Superman Says: If Monday had a face, I would punch it!

Superman Says: If Monday had a face, I would punch it

A Monkey Was Arrested for Throwing Rhesus Feces at the Patrons. He Was Charged with Turd Debris Assault.

A Monkey Was Arrested for Throwing Rhesus Feces at the Patrons

A chimp threw rhesus feces at zoo visitors because he wanted E.T. to GO Home!

A chimp threw rhesus feces at zoo visitors because he wanted E.T

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end

Q. Why don't pirates shower before they walk teh plank? A. Because they'll just wash up on shore later!

Why don't pirates shower before they walk teh plank

Q. Why does a pirate carry a bar of soap with hin at all times? A. If his ship is sunk, he'll wash up ashore!

Why does a pirate carry a bar of soap with hin at all times

Q. Why did the cop sit on the toilet? A. To do his duty!

Why did the cop sit on the toilet

Q. What did a probation officer say after his client failed a piss test? A. You dipstick!

What did a probation officer say after his client failed a piss test

Captain Kirk Says: Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes!

Captain Kirk Says: Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes

Captain Kirk Says: Boldly Go Watch Star Trek Reruns!

Captain Kirk Says: Boldly Go Watch Star Trek Reruns

Worf Asks: Why can't Klingon kids play in sandboxes? A. Cats keep trying to cover them up!

Worf Asks: Why can't Klingon kids play in sandboxes

Q. What happened when Yeoman Rand said there was a peephole in her cabin door? A. Captain Kirk promised t look into it!

What happened when Yeoman Rand said there was a peephole in her cabin door