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Q. Why did the guy put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!

Why did the guy put his money in the freezer

Big Ape Asks: Why did the idiot go broke? A. He had no cents!

Big Ape Asks: Why did the idiot go broke

Q. Why did the banker take the blonde teller into the vault? A. For Safe Sex!

Why did the banker take the blonde teller into the vault

Q. What did the drummer get on his IQ test? A. Saliva!

What did the drummer get on his IQ test

Police pick-up lines for blondes: Did I tell you that I live next door to Dunkin' Donuts?

Police pick-up lines for blondes: Did I tell you that I live next door to Dunkin' Donuts

Police pick-up line for blondes: Officer, that's a mighty big flashlight you have there!

Police pick-up line for blondes: Officer, that's a mighty big flashlight you have there

Police pick-up line for blondes: I love a man in uniform. I'd love you to frisk me!

Police pick-up line for blondes: I love a man in uniform

Police pick-up line for blondes: Want to play good cop bad cop?

Police pick-up line for blondes: Want to play good cop bad cop

Police pick-up lines for blondes: What else can you do with your nightstick?

Police pick-up lines for blondes: What else can you do with your nightstick

Police pick-up lines for blondes: Do you work under cover? Want to plant something on me?

Police pick-up lines for blondes: Do you work under cover

Police pick-up lines for blondes: Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Police pick-up lines for blondes: Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Did you hear about the new soda just for blondes? It has "Open Other End" printed on the bottom, duh!

Did you hear about the new soda just for blondes