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Drinking riddle: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A. They're both empty from the neck up!

Drinking riddle: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common

Q. Why did a blonde toss butter out the window? A. To see butter fly, duh!

Why did a blonde toss butter out the window

Q. Why did the blonde throw butter out the window? A. She wanted to see butterfly.

Why did the blonde throw butter out the window

ET Chef Asks: Why did the blonde chef shave the peaches? A. Because the recipe called for nectarines!

ET Chef Asks: Why did the blonde chef shave the peaches

Q. Why did the blonde toss a clock out the window? A. She wanted to see time fly!

Why did the blonde toss a clock out the window

Q. Why did a blonde go to the dentist? A. Because somebody dented her car!

Why did a blonde go to the dentist

Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A. Shine a light in her ear!

How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle

What rhymes with orange? A. No, it doesn't!

What rhymes with orange

Q. Why did the anorexic blonde start eating hay? A. Her doctor told her she needed to eat like a horse!

Why did the anorexic blonde start eating hay

Did you hear about the blonde water polo player? Her horse drowned!

Did you hear about the blonde water polo player

Q How many blindes does it take to change a light bulb? A. One, but she'll break ten bulbs before figuring out they can't be pushed int!

Q How many blindes does it take to change a light bulb

Q. Why did the girl put two quarters in her ear? A. To hear 50 Cent!

Why did the girl put two quarters in her ear