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Q. What will your dentist give you for $1? A. Buck teeth!

What will your dentist give you for $1

Has your tooth stopped hurting yet? I don't know? The dentist kept it!

Has your tooth stopped hurting yet

Chimp says: Ignore your teeth and they will go away!

Chimp says: Ignore your teeth and they will go away

Dentists. Helping you put your money where your mouth is!

Dentists

Q. Why does the dentist seem moody? A. He always looks down in the mouth!

Why does the dentist seem moody

Q. How are false teeth like stars? A. Both only come out at night!

How are false teeth like stars

Q. What shold you do if you have yellow teeth? A. Wear a brown tie!

What shold you do if you have yellow teeth

Q. What is the best way to get a job at a dentist office? A. Word of mouth!

What is the best way to get a job at a dentist office

Q. Why didn't the face of Boe go to the party? A. Because he had no body to go with!

Why didn't the face of Boe go to the party

Q. What time is it when a Dalek runs over your foot? A. Time to call the Doctor!

What time is it when a Dalek runs over your foot

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it all.

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it all

I was dating a girl with a lazy eye, but I had to break up with her because she was seeing someone on the side!

I was dating a girl with a lazy eye, but I had to break up with her because she was seeing someone on the side