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Q. Where is the eye located? A. Between the H and the J!

Where is the eye located

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes!

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact

Q. What did one eye say to the other? A. Between you and me, something smells!

What did one eye say to the other

Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A. Shine a light in her ear!

How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle

Q. What do you have to do before getting into a designer dress? A. Get a foot in the Dior!

What do you have to do before getting into a designer dress

Did you hear about the circumcision doctor's wife who kept the foreskins? She made them into a purse. When she rubbed it, it became an overnight bag!

Did you hear about the circumcision doctor's wife who kept the foreskins

Before in-ear digital hearing aids were invented, were they unheard of?

Before in-ear digital hearing aids were invented, were they unheard of

Before in-ear digital hearing aids were invented, were they ear-normous?

Before in-ear digital hearing aids were invented, were they ear-normous

Did you hear about the arm wrestler who was about to win? He had the match well in hand!

Did you hear about the arm wrestler who was about to win

Q. What do you call a donkey on steroids? A. An ass-teroid!

What do you call a donkey on steroids

Q. What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer? A. Show us your calves!

What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer

Q. Why was teh rancher arrested at the gym? A. He was hurting his calves!

Why was teh rancher arrested at the gym