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Q. What did the group of sedentary executives with expanding waistlines call their worouts? A. Middle Management!

What did the group of sedentary executives with expanding waistlines call their worouts

Q. Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A. He didn't. There's no walking on leg day!

Why did the bodybuilder cross the road

Q. Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A. Somebody told him he was ripped!

Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store

Marathon runners with bad footwear, suffer the agony of da feet.

Marathon runners with bad footwear, suffer the agony of da feet

Don't bother asking a podiatrist for metric conversions. He only knows feet.

Don't bother asking a podiatrist for metric conversions

When a cannibal showed up late for lunch, the others gave him the cold shoulder.

When a cannibal showed up late for lunch, the others gave him the cold shoulder

A bone doctor and an eye doctor were telling jokes. Bone doc's jokes were humerus, but the eye doc's jokes were cornea!

A bone doctor and an eye doctor were telling jokes

A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing only plastic wrap shorts. Shrink says: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing only plastic wrap shorts

New Designer Corduroy Pillows ARE Making Headlines

New Designer Corduroy Pillows ARE Making Headlines

Are gnome body builders ab-gnormal?

Are gnome body builders ab-gnormal

Gym Joke: Gnome body builders are not ab-gnormal!

Gym Joke: Gnome body builders are not ab-gnormal

Sick Pick-Up Line: You got an inhaler? 'Cause I heard you got dat ass ma!

Sick Pick-Up Line: You got an inhaler