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Hulk Says: Chuck Norris does not take showers! He takes blood baths!

Hulk Says: Chuck Norris does not take showers

Hairy bear says: I took my broken vacuum cleaner to the repair guy. He put a Broncos jersey on it, and now it *sucks* again! Go Broncos!

Hairy bear says: I took my broken vacuum cleaner to the repair guy

I used to be a butler, but decided that wasn't my cup of tea.

I used to be a butler, but decided that wasn't my cup of tea

You might be from Colorado if you use bear-proof trash cans!

You might be from Colorado if you use bear-proof trash cans

Gnirl, are you a bag of trash? 'Cause I want to take you out tonight!

Gnirl, are you a bag of trash

Q. What do ghosts use to wash their hair? A. Sham-boo!

What do ghosts use to wash their hair

Happy Mop Day!

Happy Mop Day

Bad Wig Says: Happy Mop Day!

Bad Wig Says: Happy Mop Day

Q. What's the difference between a tub and a vacuum cleaner? A. You have to turn a vacuum on before it sucks!

What's the difference between a tub and a vacuum cleaner

Q. Why don't pirates shower before they walk teh plank? A. Because they'll just wash up on shore later!

Why don't pirates shower before they walk teh plank

Q. Why does a pirate carry a bar of soap with hin at all times? A. If his ship is sunk, he'll wash up ashore!

Why does a pirate carry a bar of soap with hin at all times

Q. What do you call a cleaning ghoul? A. The Grim Sweeper!

What do you call a cleaning ghoul