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Diet Pun: A Lot of Dieting Is Wishful Shrinking

Diet Pun: A Lot of Dieting Is Wishful Shrinking

Q. Which exercise do pirates do for great abs? A. Planks!

Which exercise do pirates do for great abs

They served lunch at the auto repair shop, but I didn't eat it because it was full of carbs.

They served lunch at the auto repair shop, but I didn't eat it because it was full of carbs

Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner.

Have you heard of the garlic diet

Q. What is a honeymoon salad? A. Lettuce alone with no dressing.

What is a honeymoon salad

Q. Which days of the week are teh strongest? A. Saturday & Snday. The rest are week days!

Which days of the week are teh strongest

The bodybuilder knew he was in love after experiencing strong feelings!

The bodybuilder knew he was in love after experiencing strong feelings

Q. What do hockey players drink? A. Peanl Teas!

What do hockey players drink

Q. Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? A. Because education pays off in the long run!

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student

A guy at the gym fell off the treadmill because he wasn't exercising caution!

A guy at the gym fell off the treadmill because he wasn't exercising caution

McCoy Says: Yes, Klingons do work out at the He's Dead Gym!

McCoy Says: Yes, Klingons do work out at the He's Dead Gym

Diet Joke: Becoming a Vegetarian is a Big Missed Steak.

Diet Joke: Becoming a Vegetarian is a Big Missed Steak