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Q. Why does Batman win at cards? A. Because he always get the Joker!

Why does Batman win at cards

Q.Why can't Batman play chess with the white pieces? A. He alwyas has to be the Dark Knight!

Why can't Batman play chess with the white pieces

Q. Why did Batman get upset while playing cards? A. They kept saying the Joker is wild!

Why did Batman get upset while playing cards

What is the gambler's heaven? Pair O' Dice

What is the gambler's heaven

Q. Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino? A. Because it was on a roll!

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino

Q. What is a vegetable's favorite casino game? A. Baccarrot!

What is a vegetable's favorite casino game

Q. Where did the bull lose all his money? A. At teh cowsino!

Where did the bull lose all his money

Hey Gnirl, do you play pool? 'Cause I've got the balls and you've got the rack!

Hey Gnirl, do you play pool

I put a bet on a horse to come in at 10 to 1, and it did! But, all the others came in at 12:30!

I put a bet on a horse to come in at 10 to 1, and it did

Q. Who wond the cowboy's chess match? A. It ended in a drawl!

Who wond the cowboy's chess match

Q. When do vampires like horse racing? A. When it's neck & neck!

When do vampires like horse racing

Computer programs for gambling need beta testing.

Computer programs for gambling need beta testing