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Q. What do you call a pig that wins the lottery? A. Filthy Rich!

What do you call a pig that wins the lottery

Q. Why is pirating so addictive? A. Because once ye lose yar first hand, ye are hooked!

Why is pirating so addictive

Q. Why wouldn't anybody play cards with the pirate? A. He was standing on the deck!

Why wouldn't anybody play cards with the pirate

Q. How are a counterfeit coin and a crazy rabbit alike? A. One is bad money and the other is mad bunny.

How are a counterfeit coin and a crazy rabbit alike

It's Another Wild Saturday Night!

It's Another Wild Saturday Night

Q. What is a ghoul's favorite game on Halloween? A. Hide-and-ghost-seek!

What is a ghoul's favorite game on Halloween

Q. What did the fisherman say to the magician? A. Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the magician

Q. What did Will say when Pcard asked why he always let Troi win at poker? A. Because I Riker!

What did Will say when Pcard asked why he always let Troi win at poker

I bet my butcher $50 he couldn't reach meat on the top shelf. He said, "No. Those steaks are too high."

I bet my butcher $50 he couldn't reach meat on the top shelf

Q. Why does cupid always make so much money at the casino? A. Because he's a Valentine's card shark!

Why does cupid always make so much money at the casino