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Food Pun: Every morning, I think I'll make pancakes, but I keep Waffling.

Food Pun: Every morning, I think I'll make pancakes, but I keep Waffling

Q. Why doesn't Sant let the elvs cook? A. the steaks are too high!

Why doesn't Sant let the elvs cook

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date? A. Briing her flours!

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date

Q. What does a French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day? A. A hug and a quiche!

What does a French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day

Q. Where can you find a shell collector? A. At a pasta bar!

Where can you find a shell collector

Did you hear about the arm wrestler who was about to win? He had the match well in hand!

Did you hear about the arm wrestler who was about to win

My wife is so unfamiliar with the gym, that she calls it James!

My wife is so unfamiliar with the gym, that she calls it James

The most grueling part of my workout is putting jeans on in the locker room while I'm still kind of wet from the shower!

The most grueling part of my workout is putting jeans on in the locker room while I'm still kind of wet from the shower

Q. What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his protein tub? A. No whey!

What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his protein tub

Q. Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A. He didn't. There's no walking on leg day!

Why did the bodybuilder cross the road

I was going to go running today, but nobody was chasing me!

I was going to go running today, but nobody was chasing me

Q. What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A. Mr. Xmass!

What do you call Santa Claus with muscles