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Four fonts walk into a bar. Bartender says: “Get out! We don’t want your type in here!”

We don’t want your type.

What is copper nitrate? Overtime for policement.

What is copper nitrate

Bakers DO earn the majority of their income in the morning, making most of their dough at yeast by a leaven o'clock.

Bakers DO earn the majority of their income in the morning, making most of their dough at yeast by a leaven o'clock

Food Pun: Every morning, I think I'll make pancakes, but I keep Waffling.

Food Pun: Every morning, I think I'll make pancakes, but I keep Waffling

Mooving Banana Joke: How are cereal bananas like cows? A. Both get milked every morning!

Mooving Banana Joke: How are cereal bananas like cows

Batman asks: What does Batgirl wear to bed? A. Her Dark Knight Gown!

Batman asks: What does Batgirl wear to bed

Q. What does Batgirl wear to the superhero ball? A. Her Dark Knight Gown!

What does Batgirl wear to the superhero ball

Q. Why was Dick Grayson called Robin? A. Calling him Early Bird sounded silly!

Why was Dick Grayson called Robin

Q. How is Batman like false teeth? A. He comes out at night!

How is Batman like false teeth

Beer-drinking chimps says: When my friend fell asleep at the bar, I poured ale on him. It was a brewed awakening!

Beer-drinking chimps says: When my friend fell asleep at the bar, I poured ale on him

Once, an invisible man married an invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to lat, too.

Once, an invisible man married an invisible woman

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A. A vampire only sucks blood at night!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire