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Q. How does a locksmith take a walk on the wild side? A. He Gets Funky!

How does a locksmith take a walk on the wild side

Q. Why don't locksmiths need to use GPS? A. They always know their lock-ation!

Why don't locksmiths need to use GPS

Q. Do locksmiths hold the key to happiness? A. No, but they can open the liquor cabinet!

Do locksmiths hold the key to happiness

Did you hear about the hillarious locksmith? He had a keen sense of humor!

Did you hear about the hillarious locksmith

Q. How do you know your locksmith isn't unstable? A. He's on an even keel!

How do you know your locksmith isn't unstable

Q. Which character trait are locksmiths most admired for? A. Their keen insight!

Which character trait are locksmiths most admired for

Q. What do you call it when a locksmith has bad breath? A. Ketosis!

What do you call it when a locksmith has bad breath

Did you know that a locksmith literally is Key-ng of his castle!

Did you know that a locksmith literally is Key-ng of his castle

Trying to get more customers, the enterprising locksmith opened up a key-osk!

Trying to get more customers, the enterprising locksmith opened up a key-osk

Knowledge is the Key. It looks like you've been locked out!

Knowledge is the Key

Q. What is a locksmith's favorite lake? A. Loch Ness!

What is a locksmith's favorite lake

Q. What is a locksmith's favorite dessert? A. Key Lime Pie!

What is a locksmith's favorite dessert