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Chimp asks: What kind of key opens a banana? A. A monkey!

Chimp asks: What kind of key opens a banana

Q. What happened to the locksmith who got jabben in the back by his keys? A. His back locked up!

What happened to the locksmith who got jabben in the back by his keys

Q. Which companty perk do locksmiths care the least about? A. The key to the executife bathroom!

Which companty perk do locksmiths care the least about

Q. What do you call it when a locksmith really messes up? A. Key-Lamity!

What do you call it when a locksmith really messes up

Q. What's the cheesiest locksmith pick-up line? A. You cheddar know you're the key to my heart!

What's the cheesiest locksmith pick-up line

Q. Why are locksmiths seldom given the key to the city? A. Because they really don't need it!

Why are locksmiths seldom given the key to the city

Q. How does a locksmith give you a compliment? A. You're locking good!

How does a locksmith give you a compliment

Q. Which silent movie lawmen do locksmiths enoy the most? A. The Keystone Cops!

Which silent movie lawmen do locksmiths enoy the most

Q. What do you call a dog who makes a bolt for the door? A. Locksmith!

What do you call a dog who makes a bolt for the door

Q. What is a locksmith's favorite beast of burden? A. Donkey!

What is a locksmith's favorite beast of burden

Q. Why did the locksmith's girlfriend agree to marry him? A. He's a real keeper!

Why did the locksmith's girlfriend agree to marry him

I forgot the keys! But, that's okay because I also forgot to lock the door!

I forgot the keys