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Q. Where do pigs hook up? A. At the meet market!

Where do pigs hook up

Q. What do you call a pig that likes to take off her clothes? A. Bacon Strips!

What do you call a pig that likes to take off her clothes

Pirate Pick-up Line: I'm a love pirate looking for some booty!

Pirate Pick-up Line: I'm a love pirate looking for some booty

Q. Why don't pirate marriages last? A. Because of all the arrguments!

Why don't pirate marriages last

Q. Which kind of ship is feared most by pirates? A A Relationship!

Which kind of ship is feared most by pirates

Q. What was the name of Blackbeard's wife? A. Peg!

What was the name of Blackbeard's wife

Q. What do you call a female police officer who plays guitar? A. She Riff!

What do you call a female police officer who plays guitar

Q. How are women like the police? A. They have all the evidence, but they still want a confession!

How are women like the police

A Dyslexic Man Walks Into a Bra

A Dyslexic Man Walks Into a Bra

Green Alien Says: My wife says I never bring her to an organic?

Green Alien Says: My wife says I never bring her to an organic

Q. What does a barefoot man get if he steps on an electric wire? A. A pair of shocks!

What does a barefoot man get if he steps on an electric wire

Q. Where did the lightning bolt propose to his girlfriend? A. Cloud 9

Where did the lightning bolt propose to his girlfriend