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Animal Riddle: Q. What do you call a baby monkey? A. Chimp off the old block!

Animal Riddle: Q

Q. What did the chimp say when his sis got pregnant? A. Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!

What did the chimp say when his sis got pregnant

How Does a Man on the Moon Get His Hair Cut? Eclipse It.

How Does a Man on the Moon Get His Hair Cut

Q. What did the little montain say to the big mountain? A. Hi Cliff!

What did the little montain say to the big mountain

Q. What do you call a funny mountain? A. Hillarious!

What do you call a funny mountain

Q. What did the guitarist do when he needed to turn his amp on? A. He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it!

What did the guitarist do when he needed to turn his amp on

Q. What happens when you play the blues backwards? A. Your wife comes back, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison!

What happens when you play the blues backwards

Q. How are harps like elderly people? A. Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of your car!

How are harps like elderly people

Q. Why did Bach have so many children? A. Because he didn't have a stop on his organ!

Why did Bach have so many children

Q. What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm? A. A Tattoo!

What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm

Q. Why did the orange go out with a prune? A. It couldn't find a date!

Why did the orange go out with a prune

Q. How did the telephones get married? A. In a double-ring ceremony!

How did the telephones get married