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Martini jokes: She only makes gin, but he lover her still!

Martini jokes: She only makes gin, but he lover her still

Q. Why don't melons get married? A. Because They Cantaloupe!

Why don't melons get married

There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to old skeptics, but their future is doubtful.

There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to old skeptics, but their future is doubtful

Hulk Says: Happy Man Day!

Hulk Says: Happy Man Day

Gorilla Asks: Why do cheap guys watch porno movies backward? A. they like the part where the hooker gives the money back!

Gorilla Asks: Why do cheap guys watch porno movies backward

Q. Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute? A. A prostitute because she can always wash her crack and sell it again!

Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute

Big Gorilla Asks: If marriage is grand, what is divorce? A. Ten Grand!

Big Gorilla Asks: If marriage is grand, what is divorce

Big Ape Asks: Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it!

Big Ape Asks: Why is divorce so expensive

Gorilla Asks: Why are hermits always penniless? A. Because they're loaners!

Gorilla Asks: Why are hermits always penniless

Big Ape Asks: Why do bankers make great lovers? A. They know the penalty for early withdrawal!

Big Ape Asks: Why do bankers make great lovers

Q. Why did the banker take the blonde teller into the vault? A. For Safe Sex!

Why did the banker take the blonde teller into the vault

Q. Why did a guy keep throwing monopoly money at the stripper? A. She kept putting fake boobs in his face!

Why did a guy keep throwing monopoly money at the stripper