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Q. Why did the locksmith's girlfriend agree to marry him? A. He's a real keeper!

Why did the locksmith's girlfriend agree to marry him

My husband said he needed more space, so I locked him outside!

My husband said he needed more space, so I locked him outside

Q. How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Assholes never see the light anyway!

How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb

Q. What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb? A. I love you watts and watts!

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb

Q. How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Let her do the dishes in teh dark!

How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb

Q. Why did the light go out? A. Because they liked each other!

Why did the light go out

Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A. That's not funny, you douche bag!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many Gemini guys does it take to change a light bulb? A. II

How many Gemini guys does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many real men does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark!

How many real men does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many cheating husbands does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None. Cheating husbands screw in motels!

How many cheating husbands does it take to screw in a light bulb

Q. What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? A. You can unscrew a light bulb!

What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman

Q. What did the bulb say to the light switch? A. You turn me on!

What did the bulb say to the light switch