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Wolf says: You might be from Colorado if you know the "Mile High Club" has nothing to do with Denver!

Wolf says: You might be from Colorado if you know the "Mile High Club" has nothing to do with Denver

You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Mile High Club: in the back seat of an SUV!

You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Mile High Club: in the back seat of an SUV

You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Two-Mile High Club" at the summit of Pike's Peak!

You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Two-Mile High Club" at the summit of Pike's Peak

Q. What is a balloonist's favorite day of the week? A. Fly Day!

What is a balloonist's favorite day of the week

Space Shuttle Says: Happy Flight Day!

Space Shuttle Says: Happy Flight Day

Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?

Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off

Green Alien Says: My wife says I never bring her to an organic?

Green Alien Says: My wife says I never bring her to an organic

Shuttle Launch Says: Happy Thrust Day!

Shuttle Launch Says: Happy Thrust Day

What do you call alien spacecraft that goes from planet to planet? A. UF-HOE!

What do you call alien spacecraft that goes from planet to planet