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Q. What do you call parts of a London police officer's uniform? A. Bobby socks!

What do you call parts of a London police officer's uniform

Q. After the bank robbery, why did the owner buy cows? A. To beef up security!

After the bank robbery, why did the owner buy cows

Gorilla Says: If robbers break into my house to search for money, I'd just laugh and search along with them!

Gorilla Says: If robbers break into my house to search for money, I'd just laugh and search along with them

Q. How much money does a skunk have? A. One Cent!

How much money does a skunk have

A Monkey Was Arrested for Throwing Rhesus Feces at the Patrons. He Was Charged with Turd Debris Assault.

A Monkey Was Arrested for Throwing Rhesus Feces at the Patrons

Q. Why was the piano player arrested? A. Because he got into treble!

Why was the piano player arrested

Q. How are a viola and a lawsuit alike? A. Everyone is relieved when the case is closed!

How are a viola and a lawsuit alike

Q. What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit? A. The Defendant!

What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit

Q. Why was the musician arrested? A. He was in treble!

Why was the musician arrested

Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell Phones!

What do prisoners use to call each other

Why did the cucumber need a lawyer? Because it was in a pickle1

Why did the cucumber need a lawyer

Q. What do pigs call the creatoin of the universe A. The Pig Bang!

What do pigs call the creatoin of the universe A