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Chimp asks: Why couldn't the banan yell HI? A. It could only YELLOW!

Chimp asks: Why couldn't the banan yell HI

Q. What do bananas say when they answer the phone? A. Yellow!

What do bananas say when they answer the phone

Q. What do neurons use to talk to each other? A. A cell phone!

What do neurons use to talk to each other

A woman was arrested for having an accident on her cellphone. She was charged with DWI: Driving While Intalksicated.

A woman was arrested for having an accident on her cellphone

Q. What do you get if you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A. A long wooden cock that wants to touch somebody!

What do you get if you cross a rooster and a telephone pole

Q. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? A. with Ewokie Talkies!

How do Ewoks communicate over long distances

Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press "1" 17,500 times!

Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline

Q. Why did the cell phone have to wear glasses? A. Because it lost all its contacts!

Why did the cell phone have to wear glasses

Is that a cell in your back pocket? 'Cause that ass is callin' me.

Is that a cell in your back pocket

Q. How do modern cowboys stay in touch? A. They send tex messages!

How do modern cowboys stay in touch

A guy was always leaving himself voicemail messages, he was so self-sendered!

A guy was always leaving himself voicemail messages, he was so self-sendered

Skunk Says: The IRS left a message on my cell phone. It was a taxed message!

Skunk Says: The IRS left a message on my cell phone