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Q. What message would Bach leave on his voice mail? A. This phone is Baroque, please call Bach later!

What message would Bach leave on his voice mail

Girl: "Now that we're engaged, I hope you'll give me a ring." Guy: "Of course! What's your cell number?"

Girl: "Now that we're engaged, I hope you'll give me a ring." Guy: "Of course

Q. What do you gt if you cross a telephone and a fat football player? A. A wide receiver!

What do you gt if you cross a telephone and a fat football player

Q. What do you call the security guards who work at Samsung stores? A. Guardians of the Galaxy!

What do you call the security guards who work at Samsung stores

Q. What do you get if you cross a telephone and an iron? A. A smooth operator!

What do you get if you cross a telephone and an iron

Q. How did the telephones get married? A. In a double-ring ceremony!

How did the telephones get married

Q. How do really laid-back dudes answer the phone? A. "Mellow."

How do really laid-back dudes answer the phone

Q. Why did the girl who worked at the phone company sing all of the time? A. Because she was an operetta!

Why did the girl who worked at the phone company sing all of the time

Q. How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? A. You get a frizzy signal!

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone

Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell Phones!

What do prisoners use to call each other

Q. How can you tell if someone who'l drinking a soda is on the phone? A. you get a fizzy signal!

How can you tell if someone who'l drinking a soda is on the phone

Q. How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? A. You get a tizzy signal!

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone