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Q. What do you call a phone call between one vicar and another? A. A parson to parson call!

What do you call a phone call between one vicar and another

Q. Why is it so hard to phone a pirate? A. He leaves his phone off the hook!

Why is it so hard to phone a pirate

Q. How do pirates communicate with each other? A. With an Aye Phone!

How do pirates communicate with each other

Q. Why don't blondes take their phone into the bathroom? A. They don't want to share their IP address!

Why don't blondes take their phone into the bathroom

Hello, you've reached the incontinence hotline. Can you please hold?

Hello, you've reached the incontinence hotline

Q. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? A. He gave her a ring!

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day

Q. How did ET know he was high? A. He was too phone to stone home!

How did ET know he was high

Big Ape Asks: How did the pothead burn his ear? A. He answered his cell while ironing his tuxedo!

Big Ape Asks: How did the pothead burn his ear

Q. Which types of electronic gadgets never make users angry? A. Ire-Less Devices!

Which types of electronic gadgets never make users angry

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