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Q. What does a brain do when it sees a brain across the street? A. It gives a brain wave!

What does a brain do when it sees a brain across the street

Q. Why did this chicken cross the road? A. Because she's an independent female flightless bird!

Why did this chicken cross the road

Q. Why did half a chicken cross the road? A. To get to its other side!

Why did half a chicken cross the road

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road? A. Poultry in Motion.

What do you call a chicken crossing the road

Q. Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A. He didn't. There's no walking on leg day!

Why did the bodybuilder cross the road

Q. Why did the man with one hand cross the road? A. To get to the second hand shop!

Why did the man with one hand cross the road

Q. Why did the pirate cross the road? A. To reach the second hand shop!

Why did the pirate cross the road

Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road

Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road? A. To get to the body shop!

Why did the skeleton cross the road

Star Trek Humor: Why did the chicken cross the road? Insufficient Information! – Computer

Star Trek Humor: Why did the chicken cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why is a barnyard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous? – Mr. Data

Why did the chicken cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Obviously, it was the logical thing to do! – Mr Spock

Why did the chicken cross the road