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Q. Does R2D2 Have any brothers? A. No, only transistors!

Does R2D2 Have any brothers

Blonde Borgs Have Same Fu!

Blonde Borgs Have Same Fu

Q. Why did the Borg cross the road? A. To assimilate the chicken!

Why did the Borg cross the road

Q. Why did the Borg cross the road? A. Because it assimilated the chicken!

Why did the Borg cross the road

The Borg assimilated my henhouse and all I got was this lousy occular implant!

The Borg assimilated my henhouse and all I got was this lousy occular implant

Q Where do the Borg eat fast food? A. At their local Borger King!

Q Where do the Borg eat fast food

7 of 9 Borg Jokes Are Not Funny!

7 of 9 Borg Jokes Are Not Funny

Q. Why don't the Borg go to prison? A. Because they obey the Lore!

Why don't the Borg go to prison

Data Asks: Have you rea the book, The Positronic Brain? It's by Anne Droid!

Data Asks: Have you rea the book, The Positronic Brain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why is a barnyard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous? – Mr. Data

Why did the chicken cross the road

Raw data is meaningless, so always cook the results!

Raw data is meaningless, so always cook the results

Q. How many Borgs does it take to change a light bulb? A. All of them!

How many Borgs does it take to change a light bulb