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ET Chef Says: "No thanks, I'm a vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when somebody hands you their baby!

ET Chef Says: "No thanks, I'm a vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when somebody hands you their baby

Et Chef Asks: What do you call it when you're served leftover rolls? A. Recycle buns!

Et Chef Asks: What do you call it when you're served leftover rolls

ET Chef Asks: How are UFOs and White Castle alike? A. Both are unidentified frying objects!

ET Chef Asks: How are UFOs and White Castle alike

ET Chef Says: My wife made me a green hamburger for St. Patrick's Day? I asked how she colored it, ans she said she didn't know what I was talking about!

ET Chef Says: My wife made me a green hamburger for St

ET Chef Asks: What do you call a fake noodle? A. An impasta!

ET Chef Asks: What do you call a fake noodle

ET Chef Asks: What did the time traveler do when he was still hungry? A. He went back four seconds!

ET Chef Asks: What did the time traveler do when he was still hungry

NASA just put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit. Missioin name: The Herd Shot 'Round the World

NASA just put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit

Q. What did the alien dandelion say to the earth dandelion? A. Take me to your weeder!

What did the alien dandelion say to the earth dandelion

How many Alderaanians does it take a light bulb? A. None. They were all destroyed by the Deathstar!

How many Alderaanians does it take a light bulb

Q. How many Sith lords does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. They prefer the Dark Side!

How many Sith lords does it take to change a light bulb

Q. What time is it when an At-At steps on your chronometer? A. Time to get a new chronometer!

What time is it when an At-At steps on your chronometer

Q. What do you call two suns fighting each other? A. Star Wars!

What do you call two suns fighting each other