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Q. How is Doctor Who like a kitchen? A. It's had more than one Baker working for it!

How is Doctor Who like a kitchen

Bartender says: "We don't serve time lords here." Time lord walks into a bar.

Bartender says: "We don't serve time lords here." Time lord walks into a bar

Two time lords walked into a bar... You'd think they would have seen it?

Two time lords walked into a bar..

Q. Why didn't the face of Boe go to the party? A. Because he had no body to go with!

Why didn't the face of Boe go to the party

Q. Why do chefs worry about an herb shortage? A. Because of the end of thyme!

Why do chefs worry about an herb shortage

Q. Why do Daleks eat apples? A. Because an apple a day keeps the Doctor away!

Why do Daleks eat apples

Q. What does the Doctor eat with spaghetti? A. Dalek bread!

What does the Doctor eat with spaghetti

Q. What does a Dalek say when it's drunk? A. In-tox-ic-ate!

What does a Dalek say when it's drunk

Q. what did the Dalek say to the omelet? A. Eggsterminate!

what did the Dalek say to the omelet

Q. Why did the Dalek cross the road? A. To exterminate Whomanity!

Why did the Dalek cross the road

Q. why does the Doctor regularly go to the dentist? A. He doesn't want to lose his K9!

why does the Doctor regularly go to the dentist

Q. Why didn't the Dalek apply for a job at the job centre? A. There wasn't any temporal shift work available!

Why didn't the Dalek apply for a job at the job centre