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Q. Where do bananas shop for clothes? A. Banana Republic!

Where do bananas shop for clothes

Q. What did Batman do at the deli? A. Got Ham!

What did Batman do at the deli

Q. Why did Batman take Wonder Woman to a used car dealership? A. To use her lasso of truth on the salesman!

Why did Batman take Wonder Woman to a used car dealership

Chimp Chef Asks: How do you shop for just the right knife? A. Keep a sharp lookout!

Chimp Chef Asks: How do you shop for just the right knife

Notice outside the supermarket: Chicken Soup Is Out Of Stock!

Notice outside the supermarket: Chicken Soup Is Out Of Stock

Ape says: I bought a pair of hiking boots in Colorado from a drug dealer! I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

Ape says: I bought a pair of hiking boots in Colorado from a drug dealer

Q. Why did a woman yeall "head for the heels" at her favorite shoe store? A. Because she loved elevating footware!

Why did a woman yeall "head for the heels" at her favorite shoe store

Did you hear about the grand opening of the new shoe store? TV news crews got a lot of footage!

Did you hear about the grand opening of the new shoe store

Q. Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A. Somebody told him he was ripped!

Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store

Q. What did the frame's tag say to the de-tagging gun? A. Ex-SKUs me!

What did the frame's tag say to the de-tagging gun

Tried to buy camouflage pants, but I just couldn't find any

Tried to buy camouflage pants, but I just couldn't find any

I Just Got Garden Supplies at Gnome Depot.

I Just Got Garden Supplies at Gnome Depot