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Did you hear about the billboard that's for sale? A. The owner is happy to sign it over!

Did you hear about the billboard that's for sale

Q. What's an apt name for an easy chair salesman? A. Rick Kleiner!

What's an apt name for an easy chair salesman

Q. Why did the man with one hand cross the road? A. To get to the second hand shop!

Why did the man with one hand cross the road

Q. Where do ghosts buy their food? A. At the ghost-ery store!

Where do ghosts buy their food

Attempting to sell me cold cuts, I get a lot of calls from deli marketers.

Attempting to sell me cold cuts, I get a lot of calls from deli marketers

At the supermarket, I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode, so I ased: "Are You Two An Item?"

At the supermarket, I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode, so I ased: "Are You Two An Item?"

I used to be a Velcro salesman, but I could not stick with it.

I used to be a Velcro salesman, but I could not stick with it

I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.

I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive

A pet store had a bird contest, with no perches necessary.

A pet store had a bird contest, with no perches necessary

Whoever said "money can't buy happiness" didn't know where to shop!

Whoever said "money can't buy happiness" didn't know where to shop

Q. What do you call the security guards who work at Samsung stores? A. Guardians of the Galaxy!

What do you call the security guards who work at Samsung stores

Q. What do you call a pickle you buy for a great price? A. A Sweet Dill!

What do you call a pickle you buy for a great price