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Friendly chiropactors always have your back.

Friendly chiropactors always have your back

$Orthopedist claims working with fractures isn't all it's cracked up to be.$

Orthopedist claims working with fractures isn't all it's cracked up to be

Sick Banana Joke: Why did the banana go see the doctor? A. It wasn't peeling well!

Sick Banana Joke: Why did the banana go see the doctor

Q. Why did Bruce's dentist give him mouthwash? A. He had bat breath!

Why did Bruce's dentist give him mouthwash

Beer-drinking chimps says: When my friend fell asleep at the bar, I poured ale on him. It was a brewed awakening!

Beer-drinking chimps says: When my friend fell asleep at the bar, I poured ale on him

Chimp joshes: My doctor said I need to watch my drinking. So now I drink in front of a mirror!

Chimp joshes: My doctor said I need to watch my drinking

Q. What happened to the lawyer who got tossed out of a saloon? A. He was disbarred.

What happened to the lawyer who got tossed out of a saloon

Did you hear about the optician? Two glasses, and he made a spectacle of himself.

Did you hear about the optician

Did you hear about the opticican? Two glasses, and he made a spectacle of himself.

Did you hear about the opticican

Beer Pun: Never Drink Past the Pint of No Return

Beer Pun: Never Drink Past the Pint of No Return

Q. How did the yeti feel when he had the flu? A. Abominable!

How did the yeti feel when he had the flu

Q. What is the blood type of happy people? A. B Positive!

What is the blood type of happy people