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Two blood cells met and fell in love, but it was all in vein!

Two blood cells met and fell in love, but it was all in vein

There are over 60,000 miles of blood vessels in the human body. No wonder I have tired blood!

There are over 60,000 miles of blood vessels in the human body

Q. When does a brain become afraid A. When it loses its nerve!

When does a brain become afraid A

Q. Which type of boat is the favorite of brains? A. A cranial blood vessel!

Which type of boat is the favorite of brains

Q. What do you call a group of brain cells that sing? A. A glia club!

What do you call a group of brain cells that sing

Q. Where are neurons jailed if they commit a crime? A. A nerve cell!

Where are neurons jailed if they commit a crime

Q. If your dog was a neuroloist, what would he do all day? A. He'd perform pet scans!

If your dog was a neuroloist, what would he do all day

Q. Which kind of fish performs brain surgery? A. A brain sturgeon!

Which kind of fish performs brain surgery

Q. What do you call a hat for the brain? A. Thinking cap!

What do you call a hat for the brain

Q. What do you get if you cross a thought and a light bulb? A. A bright idea!

What do you get if you cross a thought and a light bulb

Q. What did the parietal say to the frontal? A. I lobe you!

What did the parietal say to the frontal

Q. What do neurons use to talk to each other? A. A cell phone!

What do neurons use to talk to each other