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Eye Joke: Q. When is a lens not a lens? A. When it's Aphakic!

Eye Joke: Q

Eye Joke: It is clear to see that these eye puns are full of Aqueous Humor!

Eye Joke: It is clear to see that these eye puns are full of Aqueous Humor

Eye Humor: Eye'm Baaaaaaacccckkk!

Eye Humor: Eye'm Baaaaaaacccckkk

It's easy to see that these eye puns are painful. Coldly, we do it just to break the eyes!

It's easy to see that these eye puns are painful

An optometrist asked a guy if his eyes had ever been checked. The guy replied, "No, they've always been brown!"

An optometrist asked a guy if his eyes had ever been checked

We can see that these eye puns are bad, so iris my case!

We can see that these eye puns are bad, so iris my case

Patient: "I keep getting a stabbing pain in my eye when I drink coffee!" Eye Doc: "Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup first?"

Patient: "I keep getting a stabbing pain in my eye when I drink coffee!" Eye Doc: "Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup first?"

The last eye pun was even cornea than this one!

The last eye pun was even cornea than this one

Q. Who is Transylvania's most famous optometrist? A. Count Macula!

Who is Transylvania's most famous optometrist

Q. Why did a myopic marry her optician? A. It was an ideal relationship!

Why did a myopic marry her optician

Q. In New England, what do they call a deer with no eyes? A. No Idea!

In New England, what do they call a deer with no eyes

Q. In New England, what do they call a deer wit no eyes and no legs? A. Still No Idea!

In New England, what do they call a deer wit no eyes and no legs