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Optometrists live long because they dilate.

Optometrists live long because they dilate

An optometrist fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

An optometrist fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself

A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing only plastic wrap shorts. Shrink says: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing only plastic wrap shorts

Did you hear about the optician? Two glasses, and he made a spectacle of himself.

Did you hear about the optician

If you get a gift basket from a psychiatrist, it'll probably be shrink wrapped.

If you get a gift basket from a psychiatrist, it'll probably be shrink wrapped

The ophthalmologist was called to testify because he was the only eye witness.

The ophthalmologist was called to testify because he was the only eye witness

Sick Pick-Up Line: You got an inhaler? 'Cause I heard you got dat ass ma!

Sick Pick-Up Line: You got an inhaler

Hey Gnirl, do you need a Band-aid? 'Cause falling from heaven must hurt!

Hey Gnirl, do you need a Band-aid

You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity!

You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity

Sick Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I hope you know CPR 'cause you're taking my breath away!

Sick Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I hope you know CPR 'cause you're taking my breath away

Crappy Gnome Humor: My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!

Crappy Gnome Humor: My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in

Holistic Elf Doctor is a Gnome-EOPATH.

Holistic Elf Doctor is a Gnome-EOPATH