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Eye Doctor: "Can you read the bottom line?" Polish Guy: "Read it? Heck, I know that guy!"

Eye Doctor: "Can you read the bottom line?" Polish Guy: "Read it

Q. Where does bad light end up? A. In Prism!

Where does bad light end up

Eye Doctor: "Read the bottom line." Patient: "Copyright 1999, Made in Japan!"

Eye Doctor: "Read the bottom line." Patient: "Copyright 1999, Made in Japan!"

Q. What did the eye doctor say when he retired? A. And now, eye must take my leave!

What did the eye doctor say when he retired

Q. What did an observant eye doctor say to the slight-of-hand artist? A. Eye see what you did there!

What did an observant eye doctor say to the slight-of-hand artist

Q. What is a great name for a therapist? A. Ophelia Paine!

What is a great name for a therapist

Did you hear about the clever sleuth ophthalmologist? He closed the lid on this case!

Did you hear about the clever sleuth ophthalmologist

With that last eye pun, you made a true spectacle of yourself!

With that last eye pun, you made a true spectacle of yourself

Patient: "I always see spots before my eyes!" Eye Doc: "Didn't your new glasses help?" Patient: "Sure, now I see the spots clearer!"

Patient: "I always see spots before my eyes!" Eye Doc: "Didn't your new glasses help?" Patient: "Sure, now I see the spots clearer!"

Q. What did the frame's tag say to the de-tagging gun? A. Ex-SKUs me!

What did the frame's tag say to the de-tagging gun

Q. How is an eye doctor like a teacher? A. They both test the pupils!

How is an eye doctor like a teacher

Q. What did an optometrist make Humpty Dumpty wear after he fell off the wall? A. Yolked prisms!

What did an optometrist make Humpty Dumpty wear after he fell off the wall