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Q. Where do ships go when they are sick? A. The dock!

Where do ships go when they are sick

Q. What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween? A. Candy Cornea!

What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween

Q. What did teh alien doctor say to the space ship? A. Time to get your booster shot!

What did teh alien doctor say to the space ship

Q. What do dentists and tennis coaches have in common? A. Both use drills!

What do dentists and tennis coaches have in common

Why did Nancy find Doctor McCoy so attractive? A. He had great Bones structure

Why did Nancy find Doctor McCoy so attractive

Have you read the book, Damn It Jim? It's by Ima Doctor and Nada Bricklayer.

Have you read the book, Damn It Jim

Q. What are eyeglasses called on Vulcan? A. Spocktacles!

What are eyeglasses called on Vulcan

Spock: It is illogical to be lost in space. Smith: I'm a doctor, not a space explorer!

Spock: It is illogical to be lost in space

McCoy Says: Doctor's orders, Jim. Be a vulcan in the streets and a Klingon in the sheets!

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McCoy Says: Doctor's orders, Jim

Q. Why did the computer go to the doctor? A. It had a virus!

Why did the computer go to the doctor

I've seen the dentist several times, so I do know the drill...

I've seen the dentist several times, so I do know the drill..

Regular visitors to the dentist ARE familiar with the drill!

Regular visitors to the dentist ARE familiar with the drill