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How many Alderaanians does it take a light bulb? A. None. They were all destroyed by the Deathstar!

How many Alderaanians does it take a light bulb

Q. How many Sith lords does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. They prefer the Dark Side!

How many Sith lords does it take to change a light bulb

Q. What time is it when an At-At steps on your chronometer? A. Time to get a new chronometer!

What time is it when an At-At steps on your chronometer

Q. What do you call two suns fighting each other? A. Star Wars!

What do you call two suns fighting each other

Q. Why shouldn't you tell jokes on the Falcon? A. Because the ship might crack up!

Why shouldn't you tell jokes on the Falcon

Q. Which side of an Ewok has teh most hair? A. The Outside!

Which side of an Ewok has teh most hair

Q. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? A. with Ewokie Talkies!

How do Ewoks communicate over long distances

Hey Gnirl, are you from Star Wars? 'Cause Yodalicious!

Hey Gnirl, are you from Star Wars

Q. Which Star Wars DJ throws down the sickest beats? A. Fettboy Slim!

Which Star Wars DJ throws down the sickest beats

Q. Where does Jabba prefer to eat? A. Pizza Hutt!

Where does Jabba prefer to eat

Jabba Desilijic Tiure is so fat that he ate the whole pizza... Hut!

Jabba Desilijic Tiure is so fat that he ate the whole pizza..

Q. Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon? A. Obi Wan Baloney!

Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon