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7 of 9 Star Trek Jokes Are Funny!

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7 of 9 Star Trek Jokes Are Funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? There are three ways to do something: The right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway! – Kathryn Janeway

Why did the chicken cross the road

There are three ways to do something: The right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway!

There are three ways to do something: The right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway

Q. How many Borgs does it take to change a light bulb? A. All of them!

How many Borgs does it take to change a light bulb

Spock: It is illogical to be lost in space. Smith: You can't do it, can ? You can't kill the man without becoming the monster!

Spock: It is illogical to be lost in space

Did you hear the crew of the Enterprise is getting married? They've engaged the Borg!

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Did you hear the crew of the Enterprise is getting married

Q. What happened when Yeoman Rand said there was a peephole in her cabin door? A. Captain Kirk promised t look into it!

What happened when Yeoman Rand said there was a peephole in her cabin door

What do you call someone who doesn't like the Dark Side? A. Darth Hater!

What do you call someone who doesn't like the Dark Side

Q. How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. They're not afraid of the dark!

How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light bulb

What is a villain's favorite part of the joke? Batmas answers: The Punch Line!

What is a villain's favorite part of the joke

Q. What is red and blue and goes a million miles per hour? A. Superman in a blender!

What is red and blue and goes a million miles per hour

Superman, Santa Claus, and a blonde saw $1 on the sidewalk. Who picked it up? A. The blonde, because the other two don't exist!

Superman, Santa Claus, and a blonde saw $1 on the sidewalk