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Q. How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. They're not afraid of the dark!

How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light bulb

Q. Which superhero uses public transportation? A. Bus Lightyear!

Which superhero uses public transportation

Q. What is Magneto's favorite band? A. Metallica!

What is Magneto's favorite band

Q. What is Spider-Man's favorite band? A. The Spinners!

What is Spider-Man's favorite band

Q. Who is Thor's favorite rapper? A. MC Hammer!

Who is Thor's favorite rapper

Q. What is the Human Torch's favorite band? A. Arcade Fire!

What is the Human Torch's favorite band

What is a villain's favorite part of the joke? Batmas answers: The Punch Line!

What is a villain's favorite part of the joke

Q. What is red and blue and goes a million miles per hour? A. Superman in a blender!

What is red and blue and goes a million miles per hour

Superman, Santa Claus, and a blonde saw $1 on the sidewalk. Who picked it up? A. The blonde, because the other two don't exist!

Superman, Santa Claus, and a blonde saw $1 on the sidewalk

Q. Why is Superman's costume so tight? A. Because it's a size S!

Why is Superman's costume so tight

Q. What is Superman's favorite drink? A. Fruit Punch!

What is Superman's favorite drink

Q. Why did Superman flush the toilet? A. It was his duty!

Why did Superman flush the toilet