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Bigfoot: Official North Amerian Hide and Seek Champion!

Bigfoot: Official North Amerian Hide and Seek Champion

Q. What goes through towns, up and over hills, but doesn't move? A. The road

What goes through towns, up and over hills, but doesn't move

Q. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? A It was two-tired!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself

Q. What do you call a big traffic jam? A. Muddle of the road

What do you call a big traffic jam

Q. Whare do vampires like to go fishing? A. In the blood stream!

Whare do vampires like to go fishing

Q. What has four wheels and flies? A Garbage Truck

What has four wheels and flies

A baby seal walks into a bar. Bartender asks: "What can I get you?" Seal replies: "Anything but a Canadian club."

A baby seal walks into a bar

Q. Where does a brain go on vacation? A. To a Hippocampus!

Where does a brain go on vacation

Q. Where do brains go on vacation in Massachusetts? A. Braintree, MA!

Where do brains go on vacation in Massachusetts

Colorado High Country Joke: I put a Denver Broncos jersey on my airplane. Now it can't touch down!

Colorado High Country Joke: I put a Denver Broncos jersey on my airplane

Old Most Interesting Man in the Word says: I put a Denver Broncos jersey on my airplane. Now it can't touch down!

Old Most Interesting Man in the Word says: I put a Denver Broncos jersey on my airplane

Q. Why do Canada geese fly upside down over the Broncos' stadium? A. There's nothing worth crappon on! GO Broncos!

Why do Canada geese fly upside down over the Broncos' stadium