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Q. How did ET know he was high? A. He was too phone to stone home!

How did ET know he was high

Q. What do you call it when your relatives grow wee in their backyard? A. A Joint Family Venture!

What do you call it when your relatives grow wee in their backyard

Q. What do you call a fly on cannabis? A. A Hight Flyer!

What do you call a fly on cannabis

Why drink and drive? When you can smoke and fly?

Why drink and drive

Big Ape Asks: What do a bad football team & a pothead have in common? A. Both get blitzed!

Big Ape Asks: What do a bad football team & a pothead have in common

Bud Says: Freedom doesn't exist if nature is illegal!

Bud Says: Freedom doesn't exist if nature is illegal

Q. What did the frog say after lighting up? A. Don't worry, be hoppy!

What did the frog say after lighting up

Bud Says: God is perfect. Man is not. Made made liquor. God made pot!

Bud Says: God is perfect

Green Alien Asks: Who performs a killer cannabis comedy act? A. The Grin Reefer!

Green Alien Asks: Who performs a killer cannabis comedy act

Q. Did you hear about the guitar that got baked? A. It was highly strung!

Did you hear about the guitar that got baked

Q. What does a stoner who can fly call that skill? A. Enjointment!

Love & celebrations

What does a stoner who can fly call that skill

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy weed and that's pretty close!

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy weed and that's pretty close